Rock of Ages: A Musical Odyssey That Gives Politically Correct Hollywood the Boot

Rock of Ages: A Musical Odyssey That Gives Politically Correct Hollywood the Boot

Imagine a film full of good old-fashioned rock 'n' roll that rebels against the preachy narratives Hollywood often shoves down our throats. The 2012 film "Rock of Ages" delivers just that.

Vince Vanguard

Vince Vanguard

Imagine a film full of good old-fashioned rock 'n' roll that rebels against the preachy narratives Hollywood often shoves down our throats. The 2012 film "Rock of Ages" delivers just that. Directed by Adam Shankman, this jukebox musical whisks us back to the nostalgic days of big hair, leather jackets, and guitar solos that could blow the roof off any building. Set in 1987 Los Angeles, the movie follows the story of Sherrie Christian, played by Julianne Hough, a small-town girl forging her path in the big city, and Drew Boley, portrayed by Diego Boneta, an aspiring rock star with dreams as grand as his stage outfits. Throw in glam rock legend Stacee Jaxx, played with reckless abandon by Tom Cruise, and you have a melting pot of ambition, rebellion, and classic rock anthems, all centered around the famous rock venue, The Bourbon Room.

  1. A Trip Down Memory Lane: "Rock of Ages" blasts through your speakers and into your heart. It reminds us of a time when music was louder, nights were longer, and life was an unapologetic celebration of freedom and fun. The soundtrack is the heart and soul of this movie, featuring timeless tracks from Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, and Journey, among others. It's music that defined a generation. Ah, the nostalgia – something the current crop of pop stars can't quite evoke.

  2. Iconic Cast in Iconic Roles: This assemblage of actors includes Alec Baldwin, Russell Brand, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Paul Giamatti, alongside Julianne Hough and Tom Cruise. While celebrity politics can be tiresomely liberal, in this context, they come together to transport us into a world where the only thing that matters is rock. Each actor embraces their role with a wink and a nod, keeping it light-hearted and entertaining without skimping on the drama that fuels rock music.

  3. Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx: Let's dive into one of the most gloriously over-the-top parts of the film: Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx. He channels rockstar swagger with an intensity that only a seasoned actor can muster. It's performances like this that remind us Hollywood can still produce something bold instead of pandering constantly. Rock gods were unrestrained folks not worried about offending delicate sensibilities.

  4. Moral of the Story: Why do we need another soapbox standing, finger-wagging lesson from Hollywood when we have "Rock of Ages" teaching its own universal truth—never let your dreams die? Amid the glittering rock anthems and leather-clad rockers, the film weaves narratives of perseverance and faith in oneself, themes that transcend the decades. Real dreams aren't easily air-brushed over.

  5. A Nod to 1980s Culture: Something that stands out is the authentic portrayal of the 1980s rock culture. It does justice to a time when rock'n'roll was more than music; it was defiance against the norm, a battle cry against mediocrity. "Rock of Ages" unashamedly portrays this—all too often sanitized—culture. This is what cultural heritage looks like without the script getting drowned by social commentary.

  6. The Bourbon Room - A Character of its Own: The backdrop for most of the film, The Bourbon Room embodies grit and spirit. It's not just a setting but a symbol for the dying embers of a rock era attempting to sway against the tides of change. With the glitz and growl of the 80s filled in its acoustic walls, ANYONE who appreciates legendary tunes can consider it a shrine.

  7. Rebellion and Freedom: Remember when movies used to be about fun rather than an endless moral crusade? "Rock of Ages" throws off the shackles of politically-charged narratives and instead throws up the raw, rebellious energy of rock as its banner. It's less about aligning with current trends and more about breaking free from them. Standing as a counterculture piece, it brings back that quintessential American value of individuality.

  8. Diverse Stories Without the Preachiness: The intersecting lives of Sherrie, Drew, and Jaxx aren’t lessons in political spins. Instead, they make for an engaging tapestry of human ambition, the ups, the downs, the unfiltered rhetoric of going against the stream to follow your own tune. Let's take a moment to appreciate a narrative that doesn't revolve around an agenda but simply the human condition, something mainstream neglects.

  9. A Lesson for Future Films: "Rock of Ages" provides a subtle hint for filmmakers: remember your audience. Movies must resonate because of their honesty in portrayal rather than a checklist of causes. Audiences love stories they can lose themselves in, not ones that try to sell a particular set of beliefs with every scene.

  10. A Celebration of Unadulterated Sound: In an age of digitized voices and manufactured stars, "Rock of Ages" is a breath of fresh air. It celebrates raw talent and authentic sound, with music that evokes more than just numbers on a chart. It's a symphony of passion, courage, and unyielding spirit—a roaring reminder of the kind of unabashed entertainment the world seems to have forgotten.

Perhaps what "Rock of Ages" captures best is an era now unlikely to return. It's not just a film but a stouthearted salute to a time when music could clamor at the gallery of constraints and live or die in a howl of its own making. A movie daring enough to resist the muddy waters of modern ideologies with a love letter to something palpable and lasting. And that, dear reader, is rock and roll.