Quattrophobia: The Fear That Liberals Are Missing Out On

Quattrophobia: The Fear That Liberals Are Missing Out On

Fear of the number four, known as tetraphobia, is a deeper problem than it sounds, especially in East Asia. While some fixate on numerical superstitions, others focus on genuine societal threats.

Vince Vanguard

Vince Vanguard

Did you know there's a fear of the number four called tetraphobia? That's right, while some folks are getting riled up about imaginary injustices, real people experience terror at something as simple as the number four. Let's break it down: Tetraphobia, or the fear of fours, is most common in East Asian cultures, like China, Japan, and Korea, and it sneaked in because the word 'four' sounds too similar to the word for 'death' in those languages. So, who cares about rationality when speaking seems to dictate life and death, right?

Across East Asia, this fear runs so deep that entire buildings will skip the fourth floor in favor of a less spooky number, like three or five. Imagine visiting a high-rise and finding that the 'fourth' floor never existed. Perhaps we're missing that in our western skyscrapers, where rational thought hasn't yet been stuffed in a closet.

It gets better: in 2013, there were a whopping zero fourth floors listed on the high-end real estate websites in places like Hong Kong. They simply don't build them! It's like seeing the world from a different dimension. Could there be another dimension where people worry about proper priorities, one where things like national debt are of concern rather than the haunting number four?

But while this phobia grips certain cultures, we're staring at folks who shrink at the thought of a flag being visually 'offensive.' Instead of prioritizing our national values and history, some are more concerned with rearranging symbolic numbers.

Now, let's talk about the superstitions surrounding this number. In Western cultures, we might laugh at the idea of fearing a number, but symbols run deep. However, when entangled in an illogical dread, it becomes clear how crucial it is to separate real threats from perceived ones. It's as if a building's integrity or a country's constitution could crumble because someone lacked the courage to confront their fears!

So, what could possibly be the antidote to this? Can a society recover from the clutches of an irrational fear like fours? Perhaps embracing a bit of critical thinking, shifting focus back onto the bigger picture could be a start. Remind people about the importance of reality. Imagine if energy devoted to skipping numbers was instead used to solve actual social issues? Wild!

Here's a twist: tetraphobia might not just be about numbers; it's a window into how fears can consume attention and take precedence over logic. While minds brew over numbers, hoping to avoid sounds linked to mortality, the tangible realities and challenges—like safeguarding conservative principles—could actually be at risk.

Now, let's put some exciting examples on the table. In China, phone numbers with too many fours are avoided like the plague. Someone might pay a hefty price to scrub their life of four. Cars without a four in the license plate are hot commodities. Wouldn't it be interesting if people showed as much passion against overspending government budgets as they do about staying away from a number?

Culturally, this fear might seem strange. Here in the politically charged West, it's an apt metaphor for misplaced priorities. Our society sometimes fixates on confounding issues rather than focusing on what truly impacts our lives. Wouldn't the real horror be to look back and realize that banal distractions paved the way for irreversible changes?

After all, fear can be a powerful motivator. But directed towards something as innocent as the number four, it takes the cake for absurdity. Or perhaps, should we say, it takes the high score like a rigged game?

Tetraphobia reveals more than just a quirky cultural trait—it's a lesson. Distractions from truth and reason are always lurking. Embrace logic and clear the haze to focus on what truly matters, like policy, economic stability, and national pride. There's a lesson here for all societies about maintaining one's strength through unity. So, let’s not fret about fours. Let’s prioritize real courage and confront the fears that hold genuine implications for our future.