Why Every Conservative Needs to Watch 'The Monkey's Paw'

Why Every Conservative Needs to Watch 'The Monkey's Paw'

'The Monkey's Paw' (2013) challenges viewers to reconsider fate and responsibility with a story that explores the risks of wishful thinking.

Vince Vanguard

Vince Vanguard

Thrills, Chills, and Conservative Values: 'The Monkey's Paw' (2013) is the kind of film that challenges our notion of fate and responsibility. Imagine a movie that doesn't coddle liberal expectations of predestined fairness and social justice but instead dares to explore the perils of meddling with one's own destiny. That's right, this adaptation of W.W. Jacobs' classic tale is about as incisive as it gets!

Directed by Brett Simmons and set in warm, welcoming Louisiana, the film came out in 2013, a year when mainstream media was awash with sequels and predictable plots. Yet, 'The Monkey's Paw' refreshingly dared to pivot, asking viewers to think hard about personal accountability—a message often underplayed in mainstream cinema driven by virtue-signaling.

The plot revolves around a seemingly cursed object: a monkey's paw capable of granting three wishes. The tale begins with Jake Tilton, a character who's more relatable to those who believe in forging their own path rather than waiting around for government bailouts. He comes across this little relic and, despite a clear warning from his friend and colleague, uses it to change his life. Instead of sidestepping responsibility, Jake's story takes readers down a path of unintended consequences, brimming with risks, reflecting the dangers of bypassing good ol' fashioned hard work.

Here's the kicker: while most modern films push social agendas sprinkled with political correctness, here is a flick that serves as a bone-chilling antidote. It doesn't just entertain; it forces introspection. It insists you think about what you're really asking for when you wish for an easier route. The film slaps back at the entitlement mentality, showing us that each decision, each wish, comes at a price.

The cast includes Stephen Lang, who delivers a robust performance as Tony Cobb—a man brought back from the grave with dire results. Lang, best known for his roles in 'Avatar' and 'Don't Breathe,' brings a no-nonsense, gritty realism to his character. Shockingly, his portrayal doesn't sugarcoat what happens when you mess with nature and death. In an age where everyone wants a safe space, Lang's Cobb is unflinchingly tough, symbolizing the resilience that conservatives hold dear.

The film's atmosphere is another area where it outshines. The swampy landscapes of Louisiana aren't just a backdrop but a metaphor for the murky waters the characters find themselves in when playing god with the monkey's paw. It's like a cautionary tale warning those quick to jump on every social bandwagon that there are consequences to every wish made without due consideration.

A special nod should be given to the film's tension and suspense. The crescendo of anxiety masterfully builds as each wish unwinds, perfectly portraying how each action carries its own cascading set of consequences. One might find plenty of similar scenes in so-called 'higher-brow' thrillers; however, the deep-seated conservatism in this film's DNA makes it altogether a unique experience.

One may call it “old-fashioned,” a notion likely not up to liberal standards, but anyone genuinely interested in examining the ethical and moral principles behind wishes, dreams, and actual outcomes should watch 'The Monkey's Paw.' Its storytelling mode is like a good old-fashioned cigar—a little smoky, decidedly bold, and absolutely unapologetic.

For those of us tired of seeing our values skewered by Hollywood’s liberal bias, 'The Monkey's Paw' is a cinematic gem that holds up a mirror to the age-old notion of be-careful-what-you-wish-for. It's a thrilling reminder that accountability and consequence aren't concepts to run away from, but rather principles to embrace.

Why is this film, often shuffled under the massive rug of horror movie productions, rarely talked about today? Simple, it doesn't conform. It doesn't spoon-feed audiences with political sugar-coating. It challenges the notion that you can wish your problems away without expecting a bill at the end of the feast.

And for those of us who keep our homes lit up with the glow of American-made products and harbor a let's-get-it-done spirit, 'The Monkey's Paw' offers a satisfying blend of horror and life lessons. It compels us to face the fruits of our impulsive desires, serving up life’s harsh inevitabilities on a platter as chilling as it is enlightening.

If you haven’t seen it yet, it’s time to ask yourself: what are you waiting for? Offers of responsibility, the dangers of false security, and the compelling drive to forge one's own path beckon you. ’The Monkey's Paw’ isn't just a film; it's a tribute to those who choose to think critically and act responsibly. It's a masterful portrayal of how far we might go to escape our circumstances, only to realize we've traded up for something far worse.