Why Squares Can't Fit in Circles: A Conservative Take

Why Squares Can't Fit in Circles: A Conservative Take

Trying to fit a square peg into a round hole isn't just bad geometry—it's a reflection of today's misguided mindset. Discover why circles make sense, while squares invite chaos.

Vince Vanguard

Vince Vanguard

You might have heard the expression “trying to fit a square peg in a round hole.” It’s an old saying, yet some folks in today's topsy-turvy world are still trying to defy basic geometry. Picture the world as a circle, consistent, balanced, timeless, and then they throw in a square—sharp, mismatched, and disorderly. It's like attempting to redefine the laws of nature and expecting everyone to nod along in agreement. This tale takes us to a place where logic is a rarity and the bizarre reigns supreme—precisely what happens when you try to merge ideas that simply don't mesh, hoping against hope that everything will magically work out.

Now, don’t get me wrong, some things are open to reinterpretation. But when the square and the circle collide, you can bet that chaos will ensue. Let's break it down, piece by controversial piece, to see why forcing squares into circle-shaped narratives is an exercise in absurdity.

  1. The Round Peg Question: Circles just work. Look at a wheel. It's round for a reason. Now, tell me where a square wheel would fit in such a masterpiece? Spoiler alert: It won’t. Some people spend their days inventing square wheels with the gusto of someone who hasn't read a basic geometry book. They’ll support economic models that reject free market efficiency, leaning towards centralized chaos.

  2. Square Schools of Thought: Some educational ideologies contend with these patterns, tossing traditional values in a blender with all sorts of exotic improvements. The square mentality attempts to redesign the very foundation that circles have beautifully supported for centuries—ignoring history’s wisdom in favor of unproven theories that risk our cultural heritage.

  3. Economic Eccentricities: When crafting an economy, think of the circle as a pristine blueprint of fiscal responsibility. Yet, square-like interventions seek to distort this harmonious pattern with burdensome regulations and high taxes that stifle innovation and entrepreneurship.

  4. Cultural Contradictions: A circle’s natural symmetry gets out of whack when squares try to force unparalleled diversity into its simple elegance. The harmony gets interrupted, traditions erode, and all in the name of creativity—that ironic sacrifice of conservative principles for incongruous ideals.

  5. Moral Metrics Gone Awry: It used to be black and white, a circle of right and wrong, easily depicted. In come the squares, and suddenly, it’s all gray areas of subjective morality. Let’s make it right again, acknowledging that there's beauty and freedom in truth and responsibility.

  6. Family Structure Squares: In the circle of life, family remains a crucial, seamless entity. Why attempt to force these fundamental institutions into boxy new definitions? A stable family is the keystone of a balanced and flourishing community, and anything else is just asking for societal disarray.

  7. Political Puzzles: Every four years, a side looks to square the circle with policies that historically fit like chalk and cheese. You can dress them up in captivating rhetoric, but square policies within a circular framework lead to misalignment and disappointment for everyone.

  8. Technological Tumults: Pioneers progressed technology by building upon previous inventions, fitting pegs where they belong. But today, attempts abound to forcibly adapt tech in ways Nature never intended, sometimes with privacy and moral implications that leave us squarely in danger.

  9. Environment Enigmas: Nature thrives on the principle of circles. Trust it to tell you what your local climate needs, rather than boxes of green ideology that's often detached from reality. Let’s keep the environment as Nature intended without pretentious geoengineering.

  10. Common Sense Chaos: For ages, people have trusted their intuitions, structured like perfect circles, relying on clarity and common sense. Enter the squares, with convoluted concepts that only confuse. It's necessary to honor instinct over academic folly.

Why insist on a square, out of place, struggling to fit within a welcoming circle? The world has functioned well with circles dictating coherence, flow, and predictability. That’s something worth preserving. Let’s acknowledge the square for its uniqueness, sure, but not at the circle’s expense—keep them where they belong.