Problem Child: A Kid After Every Conservative's Heart

Problem Child: A Kid After Every Conservative's Heart

"Problem Child," a 1990 comedy film featuring John Ritter and Michael Oliver, skirts political correctness with its hilarious take on a boy causing chaos in his adoptive home.

Vince Vanguard

Vince Vanguard

Who says Hollywood can't make a good old-fashioned comedy with a lesson that rings true even after three decades? "Problem Child," the 1990 laugh riot directed by Dennis Dugan, stars John Ritter as unlucky dad Ben Healy, Amy Yasbeck, and a refreshingly cheeky Michael Oliver, portraying the chaos-generating adopted kid, Junior. Originally released in the United States with its brand of humor that makes the liberals squirm, this film tackles the age-old question of nature versus nurture—can a child's wickedness be blamed on upbringing alone, or is there something inherently defiant in their character? "Problem Child" navigates through the whirlwind of adopting a kid deemed 'damaged goods' by foster homes, much to the Healy family's surprise. Forget the snowflakes of today who would have little Junior diagnosed and medicated; this movie decided that sometimes kids are just plain rotten and that makes them real!

Now, cue the cheering audiences amused by sassy Junior's schemes. If you're a sucker for comedy that doesn’t shy away from shaking its fist at sanctimonious parenting trends, this flick has all the makings of a household favorite. We meet Junior, a bow-tie wearing, baseball-loving boy who raises chaos wherever his little feet carry him. Raised in an orphanage but rejected like a bad date on Valentine's Day, Junior ends up with the Healys, thanks to a sneaky adoption agent. This isn't your cliché adoption tale where everyone holds hands and sings ‘Kumbaya’—that would be far too unrealistic! Instead, Junior showcases every little delinquent's dream: complete chaos and freedom to exercise mischievous genius sans repercussions.

Let’s talk about characters that truly shine and deliver the kind of comedy that we can only look back on wistfully in today's overly sensitive world. John Ritter plays the quintessential "everyman," all charmingly naïve, while Amy Yasbeck's flowery and less sympathetic Flo Healy provides the perfect foil. Junior embodies the kind of cheek not seen in children outside fictional settings, appealing to those who believe a firm dose of discipline never hurt anyone. Gilbert Gottfried's appearance as Mr. Peabody tops off the comedic cast, bringing his signature nasal flair.

The situations are comedic gold without relying on steaming hot jokes. Whether Junior crashes a birthday party with cataclysmic results or single-handedly foils a baseball game, his antics are predictably unpredictable. This film might teach today's viewers more than a few lessons in tolerating the antics of a headstrong youth in search of stability. Forget mollycoddling though, with Junior around, the tolerance bar hits an entirely new level!

But this isn’t just a movie about chaos for chaos' sake; it’s also a light social commentary enthusiastically poking fun at adoption processes, parental naïveté, and the bureaucratic systems that purportedly 'protect' children. Sure, it exaggerates—but isn’t that the point of comedy, after all? It shines a light on the notion that perhaps our society's approach to adoption shouldn't just be about finding any immediate family but about finding the right one. Ignoring the whims of political correctness that would have this movie docked a million stars, "Problem Child" marched vehemently to its own drumbeat.

In a world filled with polished characters designed to offend absolutely no one, Junior is the breath of fresh air comic rebels yearn for. He is the unsinkable truth of childhood: messy, unpredictable, and raw. It prompts an uncomfortable question: isn't it odd how quickly society strips away childhood's rough edges in favor of polite conformity? "Problem Child" counters the narrative—suggests there's more truth in those socially frowned upon antics than anyone would like to admit. We see it all unfold in a tidy runtime of just over an hour, enough time for the story's charm to sprinkle its mischief without overstaying its welcome.

What makes "Problem Child" an enduring classic is its unapologetic take on traditionally censored topics. Here, a child's antics aren’t pathologized—they are embraced for the comic absurdity they bring. It's comedy infused with a touch of reality, a refreshingly rebellious approach to storytelling in a time when even a hiccup might be quietly taken to task. So, if you're tired of the same shmaltzy humor that requires a pre-approved script by the PC police, give "Problem Child" a go. Its lessons are eternally relevant even in our head-shaking current climate—the kind that makes even Johnny Rotten smirk in approval.