Pocket Mortys: A Game for the Time-Traveling Conservative

Pocket Mortys: A Game for the Time-Traveling Conservative

"Pocket Mortys" offers a chaotic yet creative foray into alternate dimensions filled with budding Mortys, challenging norms as much as asking what makes sense in the political landscape's whimsical battles.

Vince Vanguard

Vince Vanguard

What does a politically conservative gamer get when combining the oddball wanderings of "Rick and Morty" with the monster-catching dynamics of Pokémon? The answer, good folks, is "Pocket Mortys," a mobile game sensation that throws you into a realm of endless, eccentric multiverse explorations — because if nothing, it’s got you chasing a variety of Mortys through bizarre alternate dimensions. Created by the brilliant minds at Adult Swim and released in January 2016, "Pocket Mortys" takes place somewhere in the quirky, chaotic universe familiar to the cult-following of "Rick and Morty." Here, a world of Mega Seeds, Flargo, and Schmeckles awaits.

Now, why should a conservative think-piecer like you care about some science fiction-mobile game hybrid? First and foremost, it’s a testament to creativity triumphing over order. In "Pocket Mortys," Rick captures and combats with endless versions of his dimwitted grandson, Morty, who have bizarre traits and absurd powers. A game so unapologetically chaotic, it’s rather like watching the ideological battlefield in Washington D.C., where absurdity often masquerades as debates over real issues.

The game follows Rick Sanchez as he collects, trains, and battles Mortys — seemingly a satirical yet astute analogy of how politicians train and pit ideological generations against one another. Each Morty is essentially a different argument, with unique skills and traits, and reflects the diversity political actors must craft to compete in America’s rambunctious democracy.

You start your journey at the Citadel of Ricks. Imagine that — a governing council of genius tyrants who are so intelligent they consider rules a mere inconvenience, a sentiment echoed in certain tenets we staunchly abide by. As the game unfolds, Ricks must confront one another in battles to gather badges and prestige which, frankly, reflects life outside the virtual world; a ceaseless competition where only the sharp survive.

Why should this matter to you? For one, it’s fun. Who doesn’t want to release their inner Rick and outwit a passerby with sharp wit and interdimensional insight? And that’s precisely the allure — the unbridled freedom "Pocket Mortys" offers is exactly what you’re missing in real-world debates loaded with naysayers and politically correct roadblocks trying to cage your free-thinking ventures.

Your opponents in "Pocket Mortys" are other Ricks — geniuses in their own right who assert the prominence of their ideologies through captivating jousts of strategy. Much like the political arena, it’s a cutthroat sphere where the ground shifts faster than one can say 'legislative context.' But in this universe, scores are settled through Morty battles, not mindless tirades, bringing us some much-needed respite and an example of how ideas could duke it out on merit.

The game cleverly fuses strategy with satire — with nearly three-hundred Mortys to collect and battle, you will spend hours analyzing the best approaches and formulating the best teams. The twist — as you battle, Mortys evolve into… different ideas. It’s not unlike our battles of policy — nuanced, complex, occasionally contradictory — and reveals the limits and capabilities we debate in the realm of public opinion and legislative halls.

Why does this matter in broader culture? "Pocket Mortys" is a lesson wrapped in satire. At one point in your roster of Mortys is "No Hat Morty," a Morty perceived as better without unnecessary addition. It’s akin to the debate over free enterprise: strip away the supposed societal and governmental props, and let brilliance triumph in its natural, most effective form. The app echoes political ideology in a playfully allegorical world.

Moreover, "Pocket Mortys" gives conservatives a superb chance to contrast against what passes for entertainment in the modern secular age. While some might puff out their chests about inclusive narratives — only to conform to a bevy of platitudes — this game gives players the role of engaging intellectually by predicting counters and strategically anticipating opponents. In an age where the political establishment often sways with rapid idealistic changes, Pocket Mortys cheekily challenges players to recognize — and oftentimes overcome — intricate and capricious challenges.

This puzzling universe is also an invaluable outing where opponents are charmed, fooled, misled, and outwitted, reflecting politics in a nutshell. Just think of how "Pocket Mortys" liberates our strait-jacketed thought processes and defeats boundaries in the way ideas could indeed compete. Through the struggles and victories in the Rick and Morty universe, we infuse our earthly ideological battles with a sense of humor, albeit challenging.

Pocket Mortys isn’t just about entertainment. Its satire elegantly reminds us that behind the facade of ‘fun’ superficiality lies a compelling subtext that can resonate with traditionalist ideals – a game that reminds us that sound strategy, intelligent countermoves, and resilience win the day.

In a realm competitive enough to leave the idealistic betterment on the curb, "Pocket Mortys" helps us pry through politics with added gusto. And remember, while we might occasionally pick different Mortys, so long as you’re happy in another dimension exploring and upholding your beliefs, it’s a win for good thinking.