The Late Jurassic: Why Dinosaurs Don't Need Liberal Pity

The Late Jurassic: Why Dinosaurs Don't Need Liberal Pity

The Late Jurassic period was the ultimate 'survival of the fittest' saga, proving nature's raw power trumps political correctness. Dinosaurs thrived where liberal pity fails.

Vince Vanguard

Vince Vanguard

The Late Jurassic period was a wild time, no ifs, ands, or butts about it—unless we’re talking about the massive tails of creatures like the long-necked Diplodocus or the armor-plated Stegosaurus. Around 163 to 145 million years ago, a geological epoch unfolded when dinosaurs ruled the land with all the grace of a politician dodging a hard question. Situated across what we now know as North America, Europe, and lush tropical scenes of ancient Asia, Jurassic life thrived in environments that these days are teeming with endangered species lists. Why is that? Let's just say Mother Nature had a backbone, quite literally, made of vertebrae the size of minivans.

First, let's talk scale, because someone needs to remind the world what real dominance looked like before complaining about 'toxic' masculinity dominated headlines. The herbivores of the Late Jurassic period were like mammoth cereal bowls on legs. The Brachiosaurus, with its giraffe-like height, would be the quintessential trophy for any hunter proud of their eye for larger-than-life game. Yet nobody cried about overpopulation or greenhouse gases—not that it wasn't happening. Dinosaurs had these covered, arguably releasing more methane than a cattle rancher’s empire.

Where were the crocodile tears for the apex predators of this time? The Allosaurus didn't ask for liberal sympathy when hunting meticulously in packs to take down prey dozens of times its own size. The raptors of Hollywood fame, albeit exaggerated, compensated for any size or number with relentless ferocity. It was survival of the fittest, plain and simple. Evolution knew better than to reward the sloths of the Late Jurassic when there were creatures born to chase them down and put up a fight.

One cannot overlook the incredible backstory of our rocky Earth, divided back then into Laurasia and Gondwana, moving stealthily apart like a chessboard of tectonic plates. Forget 'global community' preaching—these land masses couldn't wait to isolate as if drawing up medieval battle lines. Yet despite obvious segregation, the ecological variety was immense and functioned with perfect balance and ruthless efficiency; a testament to natural order that didn’t need statist intervention.

Did I mention the forests? Imagine coniferous giants towering above, providing shade to a bustling life desperately competing for space at ground level. Giant ferns and cycads didn’t simply fade away because they offended someone’s sense of aesthetics or didn’t fit into an approved environmental regulation book. No, they thrived, adapting with incredible cunning in a Darwinian dance that cared little for egalitarian participation trophies.

While certain fossil records still raise eyebrows—let’s please give a standing ovation to the Archaeopteryx, the so-called 'missing link'—scientific discoveries from Late Jurassic rocks force us to reconsider our understanding of existence. However, political correctness parts with sense when arguing over eons. The narrative writes itself in stones, harder and more enduring than the fleeting feel-good virtue signals of any present-day ideological rival.

In mentioning diversity before it was a bumper sticker, don't forget the oceans. The marine life at this time was a cornucopia of terrors, featuring marine crocodiles and the terrifying Liopleurodon—a beast larger than a school bus that would duck critics by living in saltwater housing. Meanwhile, the seas dwarfed legislative busybodies by enforcing the only law that mattered—survival.

Amid this waltzing dynamism, let's not ignore the clear absence of asteroid warnings on archaic tablets or apocalyptic blogs predicting long extinction. Life then didn't worry about hypotheticals or rich fantasy fueled by shortsighted obsession over ungraspable control. Nature's course was steadfast, indomitable, and untamed, as fascinating as it was unpredictable.

The Late Jurassic period teaches us resilience beyond the fragile fragility implied by those who prefer signing gestures over understanding our shared primitive past. To hypothesize that our existence today, albeit more 'civilized', is so fundamentally different is to forget the very roots that dug into ancient soils so dinosaurs could frolic freely long before human assertiveness could concoct boundaries. Indeed, these gargantuan creatures train us to think big, act with presence, and live resiliently. May we channel such perspectives, using lessons well-fossilized in stone to navigate modernity's diverse challenges.