John Constantine: The Hero Who Is Too Real for Hollywood Snowflakes

John Constantine: The Hero Who Is Too Real for Hollywood Snowflakes

John Constantine is a British supernatural detective created in 1985 by Alan Moore, known for his cunning, grit, and unapologetic pragmatism, tackling demonic threats without pandering to moral correctness.

Vince Vanguard

Vince Vanguard

John Constantine is that rough-around-the-edges, unapologetic antihero who has been kicking butt in the DC Universe since 1985. Created by writer Alan Moore, artist Stephen R. Bissette, and inker John Totleben in "Swamp Thing #37", Constantine is a supernatural detective from Liverpool with an attitude sharper than a jagged cliff. He's that guy who walks into a room filled with demons and leaves smoking their cigars. He's been wherever the supernatural is corrupting lives and nobody else has the guts to stand up. Whether it's navigating his way through the seedy underbelly of London's streets, or on the front lines of a magical war, John Constantine just doesn't care about the rules and isn't swayed by political correctness.

Many folks, especially those who clutch their proverbial pearls at anything resembling moral complexity, find Constantine a controversial figure. Why? He doesn't fit into neat little boxes. He smokes, he drinks, and he uses people like chess pieces. He calls out baloney where he sees it. Already reeling liberals might dismiss Constantine as just another white male antihero with no respect for societal norms, but Constantine's real charm lies in his defiance against the mundane and the moral high ground many self-ascribe.

Let's take a look at what makes John Constantine tick. First, his magical abilities: Constantine isn't some born-and-bred Harry Potter. He's not rich in raw power, but he's a master of the dark arts due to his encyclopedic knowledge and quick wit. Think of him as that cunning fox who knows every trap in the forest. He has temporarily kicked the bucket more than once, coming back from death with that same grin and devil-may-care attitude.

Number 2 on the list of why Constantine is the highlight reel of unapologetic heroes is his brutally honest charm. He's a con man, but not the sort you find charming in romantic comedies. His tricks involve life and death, demons and angels, and everything in between. He might lie, but you know exactly where he stands—keeping everyone guessing, even himself sometimes.

Blending grim darkness with a merciless wit, John Constantine doesn't cater to anyone's feelings. Unlike Hollywood's sanitized caped crusaders, Constantine is that gritty figure who reflects the imperfect reality missed by Tinseltown's airbrushing. He's a reminder that heroes come with unwashed dishes and, yes, smoked cigarettes dangling from their lips.

Third up: controversy and adaptation woes. Non-bleeding hearts might recall the 2005 film with Keanu Reeves in the divine lead role, "Constantine". While it raked in the nostalgia bucks and cult fandom points, it was hardly a loyalty oath to the source material. Reeves brought an Americanized stoicism to a character that, quite frankly, relishes in his British snark. Hollywood treads lightly on truly vilifying angels or glorifying devils, but Constantine shadows neither path, existing firmly where black and white blend into greys.

The character saw a more nuanced rendering with Matt Ryan's portrayal in the NBC series "Constantine" and later within the Arrow-verse. Here, the character retained more of his original British origins and darker shades, giving audiences a true blue Constantine experience. Don't expect any bowing to sanitized scripts here.

Point four: John Constantine is relentlessly resourceful. He doesn't wield celestial hammers or Kryptonian strength. Instead, his weapon of choice is often an idiosyncratic knowledge of the occult world, biting sarcasm, and an ability to outwit those who threaten humanity. It's what makes him relatable to folks who’ve had to rely on quick thinking over brute strength.

Another reason to sit in Constantine’s camp is his rich sense of justice, twisted as it might occasionally be. He sees injustice for what it is—a cancer to excise, whether one is rotting away in government or wearing holy robes. Constantine is a thorn in the side to anyone in power who uses supernatural forces for their own gain and deception. He's the guardian who only appears when all other options have gone cold.

Don't even get me started on Constantine's famous trench coat, arguably as iconic as his cigarettes or detective instincts. It's seen more battles than some glorified super-suits and tells a tale of its own—a hated, loved, and much-used partner in crime.

To wrap up our colorful homage to the less-than-innocent connoisseur of antiheroes, John Constantine addresses truth in its stark form, often more brutal and unforgiving than some of us would care to digest. He's the hero everyone needs but nobody deserves, a walking testament that complexities exist and not everything split into convenient categories of good or evil. That's what makes him ageless, even as times change and the world around him spins ever faster. There's no one like Constantine—brutally honest, eternally flawed, steadfastly resilient.