Why 'Eddie' Isn't the Slam Dunk Hollywood Hoped For

Why 'Eddie' Isn't the Slam Dunk Hollywood Hoped For

'Eddie' tackles basketball with Whoopi Goldberg at the helm as a limo driver turned NBA coach, and it fumbles along political lines and questionable humor.

Vince Vanguard

Vince Vanguard

They say Hollywood has a knack for turning anything into entertainment, even the unlikely concept of Whoopi Goldberg coaching a basketball team. 'Eddie,' a film that hit the screens in 1996, begs the question: Can a die-hard Knicks fan from New York City, who just happens to be a limousine driver, really figure out how to take over as head coach of an NBA team? This movie is the proof that sometimes Tinseltown bets big on the improbable and still hits nothing but backboard.

'Eddie' debuted on May 31, 1996, featuring Whoopi Goldberg and a cast of characters that played right into the heart of New York's basketball culture. It unfolds amidst the chaotic cosmos of Madison Square Garden, where die-hard fans live basketball day in and day out. The movie attempts to reel you in with a classic comedy plot: unlikely hero catapults from the stands to the sideline—sounds like a slam dunk, right? Unfortunately, the execution had more flops than flips.

Filmmakers tried so hard to break free from the formulaic sports movie framework, possibly thinking that substituting a wisecracking limo driver for a seasoned coach would change the game. Spoiler alert: it didn’t. The paint-by-numbers plot follows Eddie, portrayed by Goldberg, who’s handed the coaching reins after lucking out in a contest. From here, the brain trust behind 'Eddie' decided audience brains were their least concern. Instead, they flooded the screen with slapstick comedy and relied heavily on the kind of punchlines that wouldn’t fly in today’s sensitive climate.

Screenwriters Ron Bass and Eric Champnella seemed to think that by mixing in a few stereotypical Knicks fans and an eccentric billionaire owner, they’d struck cinematic gold. Honestly, the film handles basketball about as well as Congress handles a balanced budget. While Eddie might score a chuckle from casual viewers who are all about mindless entertainment, true sports enthusiasts might be tempted to call a technical foul on how the movie fumbles the fundamentals of the game.

Let’s break down the main elements of the film that critics love to hate. First, the plot’s so full of wishful thinking it makes a Hallmark Christmas movie look like gritty realism. Whoopi’s Eddie gets to coach an NBA team—nailing the realism right there. Ever seen a limo driver suddenly become a leader in a field they know nothing about? Didn’t think so.

Chief among the critiques is the movie’s shallow attempt to inject comedy into every orifice, whether it fits the scene or not. The slapstick was arguably funny in short bursts, but remember, this was the '90s, an era when audiences did not yet demand comedy resonate beyond the closing credits.

Whoopi Goldberg herself drew mixed reviews. As charming and able as she is, even her comedic prowess couldn’t salvage what was, essentially, a predictable narrative cocooned in basketball clichés. Critics pointed out regularly that she seemed less a coach and more a court jester, with the humor awkwardly shoehorned into scenes, leaving audiences to laugh out of pity rather than pleasure.

Then there’s the ensemble cast, featuring the likes of Frank Langella and an early appearance by legendary athlete Dennis Farina—the so-called straight men to Goldberg’s antics. Frank Langella, a commendable character actor, tries his best with what he's given but can't pull together this ragtag crew of misfits that ultimately feel more like caricatures than characters.

If you look closely, the film tries to offer a commentary on sports culture and capitalism but misses the mark. Sure, it splashes some color on the canvas, gesturing towards diverse voices in sports, but ends up coloring outside the lines in all the wrong ways.

To the credit of 'Eddie', the one area it didn’t entirely drop the ball was in its depiction of Knicks fans. As any New Yorker will tell you, rooting for the Knicks is a character-building exercise in patience and unpredictability. In fact, at some points, the fans in the film bring more authenticity to the table than the main characters themselves. What can you expect from a film resolute in selling dreams over delivering reality?

Some would argue that films like 'Eddie' serve as a time capsule. They capture the zeitgeist of their era, a late '90s moment when comedies could afford to overlook substance for style, aiming only to provide cheap laughs and an escape from reality. It was a simpler time, perhaps, when political correctness hadn't yet pitched a tent on every possible hill and when cinema was a playground of improbable fantasies.

'Eddie' isn't the worst movie ever made, but it's far from nailing a buzzer-beater, too. For some, it's an underdog story, a love letter to the unpredictabilities of life, the kind of feel-good charm that people turn to on a rainy day. But for those who really love their sports wrapped in an undercurrent of truth and grit, 'Eddie' feels more like a clumsy alley-oop that bounces off the backboard.

This film represents a peculiar relic from the waning era of carefree Hollywood comedies. A time when less was asked of plot, character depth, or accuracy. For better or worse, 'Eddie' reminds us of a different era of filmmaking—an era celebrities could do almost anything on screen and we'd laugh along. If anything, 'Eddie' reinforces the idea that sometimes the reality of sports fandom is more entertaining than any fiction Hollywood can script.