Why 'Dirty Work' by The Rolling Stones Still Rocks the World (Liberals Beware!)

Why 'Dirty Work' by The Rolling Stones Still Rocks the World (Liberals Beware!)

The Rolling Stones' 'Dirty Work' roars in a world of whispering music trends, defying convention and reminding us of rock's untamed power. It's an unyielding album from a legendary band still shaking the music world.

Vince Vanguard

Vince Vanguard

Hold on to your guitars and get ready for a rollercoaster ride, because the Rolling Stones' 1986 album, 'Dirty Work,' is here to make your day a little dirty—musically, at least! Unleashed upon the world in the vibrant '80s hysteria, 'Dirty Work' was the album that roared when others whispered. Crafted during a time of tumultuous change within the band, it stands as a testament to staying true to one's roots in a world full of synthetic new-wave pop and silly political correctness. While their counterparts fell prey to the neon swirl of the decade, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, and the gang decided that the show must go on—rock 'n roll style.

  1. A Real Rock Album in a Synthesizer Infested Swamp: During the era when music was turning towards electronic beats and cheesy synthesizers, the Stones stuck to plugging in their guitars and cranking up the amps. 'Dirty Work' isn’t your sugar-coated, electronic pop agenda. It's powerful, gritty, and unabashedly raw. Tracks like "One Hit (To the Body)" and "Harlem Shuffle" ensure you understand that rock music isn't just a background noise; it’s a powerful expression.

  2. Conflict Breeds Great Art: One of the most exciting aspects of the 'Dirty Work' album lies in the drama behind the scenes. With internal strife threatening to rip the band apart, thanks largely to intensifying tension between Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, the resulting sound is electrifying. Despite the anger bubbling beneath the surface—or perhaps because of it—this album is a testament to how conflict can drive creativity.

  3. Blazing Guitar Glory: Keith Richards is proof that you can't keep a good man down, and his wicked guitar licks on 'Dirty Work' are a no-holds-barred punch of riffs that mockingly defy the new wave of digital music kitsch. Tracks like "Fight" and "Had It With You" explode with the kind of six-string excellence that perhaps only a few on this planet have ever mastered.

  4. Defying the Critics: Critics love to yap—especially those who tend to favor folksy strummers over full-throttle rock. At the time of its release, 'Dirty Work' faced mixed reviews, mostly by critics promoting the mewing alternative sounds that conveniently married well with their Birkenstocks. But legends aren't built on approval ratings; they're forged in the defiance of naysayers and the echoing cheers of fans who actually attend shows.

  5. No Apologies, Just Rock: 'Dirty Work' pounded its way through the year's bestsellers because it didn’t try to fit in. The relentless sound and unapologetic attitude ring loudly in tracks like "Winning Ugly," reminding everyone that we should stop pandering to mediocrity. Today’s music scene could use another lesson in grit, taught best by this album.

  6. Ballads Aren't for Everyone - Thankfully: Unlike the fake emotion laid over synthesized sob stories of the '80s, The Rolling Stones didn't feel compelled to serenade with contrived ballads. Sure, there's "Sleep Tonight," featuring the poignant piano of the legendary Chuck Leavell, but even that deviates from mawkishness. This album is about staying genuine, standing strong and, sometimes, taking a moment to reflect without losing your edge.

  7. Charlie Watts – A Legend at the Heart: One can’t talk about 'Dirty Work' without mentioning the seamless drumming of Charlie Watts, providing a steady heartbeat that drove the raucous energy forward. His craftsmanship behind the kit gave the album a backbone when others might have chosen to use a drum machine. After all, machines don't beat with soul.

  8. Aluminously Outshining Synth-Pop with Sheer Talent: Listen to less gutsy bands of the same era, and you realize just how the Stones were indispensable for their time. They weren't interested in disco lights or the lure of corny stage outfits lighting up their personas. Instead, they brought pure talent, forged from years of sweat and passion. That's why the neon era couldn't bury 'Dirty Work' beneath synthesizer overload.

  9. What Politics? Just Rock: Fortunately, 'Dirty Work' doesn’t preach any incoherent political ideologies in search of mainstream acceptance or woke points. It reminds us that music can and should entertain above all else. Leave the politicking to those who can't pull off a killer riff or croon a crowd-pleaser.

  10. Legacy of Legends: Fast-forward to today and 'Dirty Work' is still relevant, still playing on endless car rides and in the basements of true rock lovers. It’s a reminder of what real music sounds like—pure, untamed, and ready to shake the speakers apart. So, the next time you've had it with the polished perfection of politically-posturing pop, drop the needle on 'Dirty Work' for a lesson in no-nonsense rock 'n roll. The Stones weren’t just rolling; they were steamrolling!

Every spin of 'Dirty Work' is a defiance of the manufactured sounds that try to worm their way into our cultural norms. It stands as a great big musical middle finger to conventional standards and is a glorious reminder of when rock was raw and real.